lolsofunny:

ok none of that bullshit stuff

THESE are the best feelings in the world:

• peeing after holding it in all day
• faking ill and getting sent back to bed 
• when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
• getting a back massage
• seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg 
• when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation

menophiliac:

sonofbaldwin:

PLEASE let him know!

GET IT MAMA

oregon-orgasm:

wugs:

rock bottom is when youtube comments are more intelligent than your government

^

“This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them. Who’s the dirty one here?”

Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit”  (via lorbeere)

M.I.A. for Jalouse magazine shot by Romain Gavras

saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful:

do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you aren’t around to witness it

not even in a specifically positive or negative way just like

people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes

thats the most unnerving thing that i can think of, thats so weird, that i exist to people when im not even interacting with them

formermaleprostitute:

just a friendly reminder that you don’t have to justify your taste in music, movies, or books to anyone and if certain people make you feel bad or ashamed over stuff you like you should probably just tell them to fuck off 

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dinhtheresa:

I like being alone, but I hate the feeling of being lonely.

When you’re alone, you have time for yourself. Your thoughts finally catch up to you. You set your mind on things and everything is just clearer. Nothing’s bothering you and everything just feels right for once.

When you feel lonely, you feel as if no one’s there for you. It feels like no one understands you or is willing to listen. It feels like you’re screaming in a crowded room, but yet not one person looks up. 

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Here is the thing, okay? Coming into a feminist conversation with, “Have you considered that sometimes women acquire free drinks at bars?” is like walking into graduate school during Philosophy finals and saying, “Have you considered that the color blue that I see may not be the color blue that you see?”

Imagine you are the guy who just walked into that Philosophy class and laid that shit down. Imagine the class full of students who have worked very hard and committed themselves and sacrificed to be here, students who have spent several years of their lives learning about this subject. Imagine now their feelings when you go to the head of the classroom with a smirk on your face and demand the professor give you an A for effort. Imagine now that they think you are a douchebag asshole, because they do, and because you are. You are a douchebag asshole because you are obviously so self-centered, arrogant, and completely ignorant of the world around you, that you thought you could walk into a high-level course with no background and no work and say something profoundly simplistic and totally unrelated and also everybody should congratulate you for having done this thing, so brave, so provocative.
[….]
You are not asking us a real question. You are simply illustrating, for all to see, your own ignorance. You are saying, “I have not considered the implications of the question I have just asked. I have not taken the time nor effort nor commitment to sit down and ask myself this question. Instead, I have come into your philosophy classroom/office/feminist blog and shat out my question with a smirk, because I believe that my two seconds of thought are worth more than your long-term analysis, because I believe I am worth more.”

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Fugivitus: A few things to consider when you find a feminist blog (via absolutely-spiffing)

wolfcrown:

“I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes and no one would notice her. She loved that. So as we we’re walking down Broadway, she turns to me and says ‘Do you want to see me become her?’ I didn’t know what she meant but I just said ‘Yes’- and then I saw it. I don’t know how to explain what she did because it was so very subtle, but she turned something on within herself that was almost like magic. And suddenly cars were slowing and people were turning their heads and stopping to stare. They were recognizing that this was Marilyn Monroe as if she pulled off a mask or something, even though a second ago nobody noticed her. I had never seen anything like it before.” - Amy Greene, wife of Marilyn’s personal photographer Milton Greene

“It may be the wrong decision, but fuck it, it’s mine.”

Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves  (via expl0si0nsinthesky)

hellanne:

Mother of Exiles (by *Keith*)

Ryan Gosling: "Carey and I, our relationship off camera was very
similar to our relationship on camera. We really just kind of
looked at each other. It just felt good. I just liked looking
at her. And I didn't want to blow it by saying anything. Also,
I really wanted to kiss her, so I asked the movie's director
Nick if I could do it in the elevator scene before I smash a
guy's head in."

teamocorazon:

wingedbeastieanji:

twisted-sapi0sexual:

dazegoneby:

pyangpyangart:

sad-teeth:

So today Angelina Jolie had double mastectomy, which is the removal of one’s breasts, to prevent Breast cancer. So instead of praising Angelina on her bravery, men on Twitter decided to ridicule her, even calling her stupid for removing her breasts. For those of you on Tumblr that are attacking Feminists about being delusional about sexism against women and misogyny here’s your fucking proof that sexism and misogyny exists. 

This is distressing and awful to see this..

All of them can fuck the fuck off.

I want to stab all of them in the eye sockets

I feel faintly ill. Like, don’t they fucking know that breast cancer kills people?  She’s got like a bajillion children, I can totally see how going ‘let’s nip this before it becomes a serious problem’ is a supremely valid choice.

Not to mention that women get reconstruction after a double mastectomy, so it’s not like she won’t have anything left…

I just can’t deal.