• JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
• INTERVIEWER: Like what?
• JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
• INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
• JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”

I tell people he’s my husband

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• INTERVIEWER: And why are you not on Facebook?
• JESSE: I'm not on Facebook because I do something that's occasionally very public--like this movie, like other movies--and people write about me on the internet already, and it's mortifying to me that people that I don't know or haven't met are writing about me online and I don't want to contribute to that, I guess.
• INTERVIEWER: You've presumably seen the film [The Social Network], I mean, do you watch films that you're in?
• JESSE: Yeah, I usually see a movie I've been in once. You know, a lot of times because you're kind of forced to watch it; it'd be inappropriate to leave. It's uncomfortable for me to see it because--well, primarily because it's strange to see your face from a different angle because you're so used to looking in a mirror then you see your face from a different angle because the camera is not always directly on you...and it's just a little bit jarring?

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Time to bring back some TSN…

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This interview is too funny.

So much it hurts…

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“Garfield leaves to change into his own, casual clothes before returning to crouch behind the camera as it hovers close to Eisenberg. Just before the camera rolls, he leans toward the Zombieland star and hisses, ‘You’re a fucking dick and you betrayed your best fucking friend. Live with that.’ It’s shocking to hear. It certainly helps with the take. And it is evidence both of Garfield’s professional generosity and Fincher’s nous – for the abuse was at the director’s instruction.”
(Empire On-Set Report)

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It was bound to happen.

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James Franco watching Jesse Eisenberg’s every move. [x]

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Justin Timberlake contemplates kissing Jesse Eisenberg on the lips

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#I imagine that this is how a penis would look once you took the condom off #If a penis had a face

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