lolsofunny:

ok none of that bullshit stuff

THESE are the best feelings in the world:

• peeing after holding it in all day
• faking ill and getting sent back to bed 
• when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
• getting a back massage
• seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg 
• when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation

reyairia:

70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face

tbhwut:

“k”, “ok”, and “okay” are 3 very different things

cayde:

going from “i just want to cuddle up and be cute” to “i want to rip your clothes off and pin you against the wall” takes me approximately 0.94 seconds

pheonixlament:

I’m a strong independent introvert who don’t need no social life

laugh-addict:

joydivsion:

boys are so cute and adorable when they are sleepy and they yawn and when their hair is a mess and when they run their fingers through their hair and when they smell nice and when they smile and when they breathe

neoncircus:

how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

emilytea10:

in truly successful relationships no one wears the pants

I can’t tell if this an innuendo or legitimate relationship advice

it’s both

wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords